Your Question About Easy Weight Loss

Ruth asks…

What is the best diet to lose weight fast and keep it off?

I just need to lose around 10 pounds before the holidays. I have very little will power, but I think it’s just because I am looking for the right type of diet. Let me know whats out there!! Thanks…

weight loss cardiff answers:

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn’t, because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the foods nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

WAL-MART won’t let me shop there anymore!!!

Helen asks…

what is the best diet to lose weight FAST?

I havent been able to lose the weight i gained from my last pregnancy and its been 2 years. i’ve tried several diets and excersize but nothing seems to help. Any suggestions? I need to lose about 50 lbs. to be back to my normal size and id like to lose it ASAP!!!

weight loss cardiff answers:

Well there are the simple ways such as crack cocain or there are the more dedicated ways such as diet exorcise and a gym membership. Try weight watchers i have seen much success from mothers using that system.

But dont use any of those diet pills etc.. They are bad for you and can cause cancer in your later years.

You need to come up with a workout routine that will work for you around the babysitting that im sure that your doing.

Good luck!!

Charles asks…

What is a good way to lose weight fast thats practical?

I need to find a way to lose weight fast thats practical.Dieting doesn’t work for me, and neither does exercise.I’m 5’4 and weigh about 135 pounds. I know thats not terribly big,but I want to lose weight. Im too young for this fat! Thankyou.

weight loss cardiff answers:

Well, the best way is diet and exercise. I’m 5’5″ and 120 pounds, I’ve got to keep fit for Breakdancing. Really, all I can say is.. Watch what you’re eating, and try to fit in some running and other daily exercises. Running for about 20 minutes 5 times a week isn’t all that bad. It works for me. Trust me, I was so lazy a year or so back. Once you get into it, and you see the pounds dropping, you’ll be all for it.

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